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Cat Yogi

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I recently took up yoga on a regular basis. Jean Claude, our black Bombay cat struck a partial head stand today to show solidarity. Namaste.

Jean Claude practicing yoga

Jean Claude practicing yoga

Today is National Cat’s Day

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Breaking Bad: The Cat Sequel

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Breaking Bad: The Cat Sequel

It’s now been almost a week since  AMC aired the final episode of “Breaking Bad” I am a relative new comer to the series but I did enjoy the finale. You see the notion of a mild mannered chemistry teacher transforming to a “bad ass” had little appeal to me initially but after watching several episodes I found the premise  a bit familiar.     Jean Claude, the big Bombay cat, is usually mild-mannered but he does have his episodes of “breaking bad.”   For instance yesterday as I was opening the door to get the newspapers – he  stormed out  into the front yard  and refused to come back in when requested.  Yes, he eventually returned  but on his time – not mine.   He also will get in your face to demand to be fed.  Knock on the door when he wants to be let back in house and knock down trash can in my office  when angry.   Maybe AMC should consider a sequel.

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Similar Expressions: “Breaking Bad” character Walter White and Jean Claude

Similiar Expressions: Jean Claude and "Breaking Bad" character Walter White

Fashion Cats

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Koko, the domestic short-hair,  is very fashion savvy,   She enjoys  the Lifetime television show Project Runway immensely and she reads all fashion magazines as time permits.

Koko Taking a Break from Reading Vogue Magazine

Koko Taking a Break from Reading Vogue Magazine

Of course she has nothing on Jean Claude,  the black Bombay.  He is a true  fashionista, who regularly rummages through my closets for menswear items

Repost: Paging Mr. Serling

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Jean Claude and Koko are back living with me right now.  I decided it was time for a little retro so I’m rerunning the March 2010 column The Cat Door: “Paging Mr. Serling,” which recalls the time that Jean Claude let himself back in the house without my help.

 

The Cat Door: Paging Mr. Serling

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Azeena

Jean Claude and Roxie joined me again outside today. I think Roxie is still debating  whether she is more of a house cat or not. She beat a hasty retreat back into the house at the sound of the neighbor’s dog. Of course not Jean Claude who remained under one of my rose bushes, calmly chewing grass.

With all the warm weather I decided to bring out some outdoor furniture,  naturally Jean Claude followed me into the garage to inspect but he quickly became bored. I had a bright idea  to swap out my two front porch chairs, worn by the harsh winter for two chairs  I kept in the garage. Rather than  carry the new chairs up the stairs and through the house I decided to carry them through the alley to the front of the house.   I shut but DID NOT LOCK  the basement door and LOCKED  the screen door which has security bars.   As I started down the alley with the chairs in hand,  I heard the trash truck fast approaching behind me.    Jean Claude, still outside, began to howl.   I glanced over my shoulder to see him beckoning at the upstairs back door.    “Let him wait,” I thought.   I continued carrying the chairs through the alley to their new resting place.    Giving the four chair layout a try I decided ‘ just two for now.’   I proceeded back down the stairs with the old chairs  through the alley to my backyard.   Where…was Jean Claude??   No more howling but my basement door was now ajar. “Oh my goodness,” I thought, “Someone has broken into my house.   I must have forgotten to lock the screen door.”

I peered inside and to my amazement there standing inside the house behind the screen door was ….Jean Claude.  Evidently not inclined to wait for me to come and let him back in the house he had pushed the bottom screen in a bit,  climbed through the security bars, pushed open the door and let himself in.  

Hopefully I won’t soon see  cat toys strategically placed on my house steps.